"Eeeville" lurking in the case!

It started like any other day. As soon as I walked, I could feel the forces tugging on me. I knew that there was eeevville lurking in the case. I tried to ignore it, but oh it so was so so so hard. Standing there, thats when i heard it in a low erie wisper "Diiiiiiaaaannnnnaaa!" "Eat me!" Couldn't look at the shelf it was on, cuz it was sitting there taunting and looking yummy. Im weak and it was too powerful...I ate the marble loaf :(